party-in-the-morgue:

party-in-the-morgue:

What if prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots?

Cellfies

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cap 1 + tumblr

1 hour ago with 27,400 notes — via lovelyladykaty, © derekstilinski



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hook-found-emma:

The new couple can’t stop adoring each other at Granny’s….

3 hours ago with 1,087 notes — via fictional-redheads, © hook-found-emma



unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

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DAPHNE WHO THE FUCK U THINK U FOOLIN 

6 hours ago with 263,734 notes — via jaaaina, © unsuccessfulmetalbenders



Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

7 hours ago with 272,206 notes — via eccentric-disney, © t1m3l0rdh4nj1



8 hours ago with 2,308 notes — via emmaswans, © dailygoodwin



humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

9 hours ago with 173,396 notes — via jaaaina, © humoristics



uglv:

Beagle puppy barking for the first time. “I…don’t know how to express my feelings!”

YOU SHOULD SEE MY FREAKIGN FACE LIL PUPPY UR SO CUTE MLOVE MER

10 hours ago with 163,337 notes — via tenthprincess, © youtube.com



kamikazeworld:

fantasticsteve:

ohyousourwolf:

Why is it that evil villains always find poison to inject into their victims like just literally fill the syringe with air and just stick the needle between their toes or something. It’ll mimic a heart attack and the victim will die pretty quick and NO ONE WILL ASK MANY QUESTIONS BECAUSE IT’LL LOOK LIKE A HEART ATTACK

first of all how do you know this information i feel like the government doesnt want you to know that

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Song:
Artist:
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Played: 3208123 times

kinky-saint:

rock10zxa:

manafromheaven:

werewolfloves:

squigglydigg:

vvankinq:

teamrocketing:

i was looking up chicken noises to annoy my sister and now i can’t breathe

IM CRYINGG

I STARTED PLAYING THIS IN THE CAR AND MY ENTIRE FAMILY TOLD ME TO “TURN IT OFF HAILEY” WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT

ITS 2 AM AND I AM DYING

EVERYTHING HURTS

this is literally what i’ve set up as my alarm for school

How can I teach my chickens to sing???

14 hours ago with 430,390 notes — via lovelyladykaty, © teamrocketing



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Autumn Series: boots

16 hours ago with 29,802 notes — via sherlollysmooch, © photosetavenue



strangeness:

"I don’t like leslie knope"

Bye

17 hours ago with 52 notes — via sherlollysmooch, © strangeness