top 10 favorite characters - [1/10] Jess Mariano, Gilmore Girls
"I swear I will bite you back."
That line gets me every time.
Jess will now with great tenacity go after any animal that crosses his path, beaking him in the eye, or biting dogs, or causing him to crash a car. Jess is no longer a friend to the animal world.
Okay, this is making me laugh much harder than it should.
Incidentally, he should really go after the deer that caused Rory all that emotional trauma. XD
The image of Jess wrestling a bewildered deer.
when i turn on the ceiling fan and it goes too fast, i feel like it’s gonna fly off and kill me
Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.
I JUST FREAKING CONSCIOUSLY CHECKED AND TRIED TO MAKE IT LAY FLAT BUT NO, IT’S SERIOUSLY AT THE TOP OF MY MOUTH. I DON’T LIKE THIS
- Lorelai’s wit and tenacity
- Luke’s loyalty and values…and curmudgeonliness and ability to talk without speaking
- Richard’s love of literature (and hers)
- Lane’s taste in music
- Paris’ intelligence and directness
It’s as if he’s all the people Rory loves most, all rolled into one.
WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE
Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.
Hey There Hoth Stuff
A tribute to the Tauntaun—intestines and all.
Boy: Wanna go out sometime?
Me: No, I’m sorry. I’m really trying to focus on my career right now.
Artist Telmo Pieper Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings
Previously: Everyday Objects Turned Into Creative Illustrations
my mom is rly gonna love this poem